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17 Y.O. Schoolgirl Kidnaps Child of 17 Y.O. Schoolgirl.

August 21, 2007 - Kristine Wong, a student currently studying in SMK St. Joseph, Miri, has been apprehended for kidnapping a 2 y.o. girl from her mother, Cathrine Boni, also a student from the same school. Pictures taken as event occured, by distant friend, who requests to remain anonymous.

As anonymous reported,

Now, it was like this, this cute girl, which, by the way, had huge popping eyes, was just standing around quietly, scratching her bum-bum. Then suddenly, this, really weird girl, I think her name was Kristine, she just came up to the kid and started to get all perverted. You could tell, the kid was hella frightened. I was creeped out myself. I wanted to go all Jackie Chan Wacha on this bitch, but she was so strong and big. I coulden't handle her by myself, so I just ran away and took more pictures from the bushes.

She gave a big grunt and a snort after I was knocked down, and picked up the frightened kid.

Then she grunted and laughed as I ran away and hid in the nearby bushes.

Soon after, the brute, Kristine, put a bomoh-like spell on the young child, and she immediately went into a trance, thinking this crude animal was her mother.

The the baby girl was all hers, following the monster around like a zombie. I was on the verge of tears. The sheer terror! Sob sob.

Oh, she was also wearing these terrible looking tropical short pants. Fashion police please. Kristine later felt very hungry and proceeded to the nearest food outlet. She stopped in Ma Baker, and then ate everything in the bakery and only gave the little girl a can of air bunga. So nasty. Coincidentally, the childs mother just happened to be at the bakery eating roti john after leaving her daughter in school alone. She caught sight of her baby with the brutish stranger and then threatened to pull Kristine's hair. Cathrine's daughter just sipped her drink emotionless, still in a trance. Poor thing.

Kristine then was immediately afraid for fear that if any of her treasured hairs get pulled out, her mighty manly strength would be sapped forever. So she asked for a last hug and ran away screaming.

So then, Cathrine reconciled with her daughter and hey lived happily ever after. Hey, do I get any comission from these pictures? They're really good okay? Come on, 50 a picture? That's a good offer la. Come on. You don't wa- *knocked out*.

"WTF, this freak isn't my mother!! ARHH!!" *kicks Cathrine's ass*

- Reported on 22.8.07 -

Pretentious Smiles, You Disgust Me Greatly.

It's often we come across people who aren't really secure about themselves. Usually people pretend to act poised and collected, even though they're not really smart or strike very boring conversations. Though, like the polite human beings we are taught to be, we give these people face, and act as though we care, just to keep them happy.

I can relate to this very much. I'm not going to lower myself saying I have never put up a charade acting nice. I will not be a hypocrite, though this would probably be said in a sense of hypocrisy. But, whatever, ya?

So far, I've been able to relate to only 2 people in my life. That is to say, friendlies Yinny and Lydia. Hard comments turned words of wisdom. It teaches more than it slaps you in the face. You'd be better off knowing what is true in a minute than going through years knowing false facts.

Though, I would love to have the power to slap people in the face with an invisible hand, some things in life are just not fair. Where is the magic in ridicule. Such a mundane world do we live in. Still, I have thoughts about contracting HIV/AIDS one point in my life. It's not like I'm going to have, like, wild sex with strangers or anything, it's just that the statistics are rising and I'm seemingly turning sadistic again. Oh shit, snapping out. *poof*

In the epitome of niceness, I have, in fact, saved a person from being rejected by institutions of further education. As expected, it is neither acknowledged or appreciated. Either way, the person still makes mistakes. I wonder if I should still help. Oh, the sheer dispicability of it all. *grin*

Concluding this seeming release of inner rage towards all who are idiotic and stupid, I will end by saying a big 'Thank You' to Yinny and Lydia, for slapping me with realism. In my own world, I will keep all cool things to myself from now on and share it if I get something cool in return. *smirk*

Note to self : Do not gorge on excess mashed potatoes and chinese wine. Carbohydrates may have reaction with alcohol to cause unfocused ramblings of a apocalyptic hobo.

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