SPM, I Dreaded Thee...

It seemed like just a month ago I had SPM...

And it was. HAHAHAHA!!!!! SO FARNIE SIA!!!!!

Anyway, on our addmaths day, there was a 4 hour break I think after the first paper. When the first paper ended, we immediately went to the nearby restaurant and had lunch. There, we decided to go to the beach to waste some time collect ourselves, to waste some time refresh our minds and to waste some time strengthen the bonds of our friendship. And waste some time.

Some of them played with the spring-in-the-middle thingie. Did I forget to mention the wind was super strong that time. The girls' skirts were flapping like wild.



Kristine: "Oh my gawd! My skirt! Don't look guys!"
Belinda: "Weyh! At least you wore pants under your skirt today!"



Lydia: "Wow, SEXY thighs!"
Chrispian: "Oh no, I think I'm going to throw up.."
Grace: "Chris, are you gay? Those thighs are perfectly fi-ine."



Kristine: "Oh, why thank yewah~
Lydia: "Oh my gawd, you must be kidding. Her?"

Kristine: "What? Oh! Look, an innocent boy sitting all by himself!"



Kristine: "Hi little bo~"
Jordan: "Kristine! Don't touch that boy. Think of how it will affect your SPM!"



Kristine: "Fine, fine, fine. AFTER SPM then. You wait, little boy, you wait~"
Jordan: "Oh emm gee.."



Then they played with the spring-in-the-middle thing again. So childish. Look at Belinda. Later her skirt start flapping, she fly away ar. Not safe la.



Oh, here's a picture of someone's bum. It's pretty tight because she's been exercising and swimming more often, so she's really fit. Rigorous and regular pole dancing also contributes to this amazing figure. :)

Here's the bum in black and white! I don't know, I had the function. Might as well use it..
The owner of the bum requests to remain anonymous until further notice.

There we go, 3 hours+ wasted on crapping at the beach. Examplary students of SMK St. Joseph, Miri. WOOT!

Writer's Block Dispelled.

Supposedly, a good blogger is one who updates his blog very frequently. In which case, I am a shitfuck of a blogger. But hey, the pictures I take on a regular basis, has SO much to say about my friends. Not much of me. Because I'm not very entertaining. Also because I don't want to embarass myself. Hee~

Let us look back in memory, of what was, SPM 2007.

Golly geeOmfg, these pictures bring back so many.. Umm.. Troubling memories. Be reminded, these are random pictures taken by the way. One can say, I'm just a lucky photographer. Yes, I am. :)

I promised Kristine not to take pictures of her. Well, I didn't. Not on purpose anyway. She kind of.. Got in the way of my camera lens. She did. Really.





Oops. Anyway, she decided to wear the 'normal' student school uniform a day before SPM. Or was it on SPM itself.. It's called.. A 'PINAFORE'. OH MY GAWD! Right. It's not scary, just the fact that she's the one wearing it. Freaks me out. :)



She got 'whoomped' in the gut by Grace. So pain you know? I shall classify Grace as a 'Skinnist'; someone whose body composition consists mainly of skin. She might be a skinnist, but she can knock someone out with her 'Punch of Love'.



Sarah: "Oh no, it's him."

Grace: "Ignore him and he won't do anything to us. Just keep quiet."

Kristine: "Oh shit, it's Jordan! And he's taking pics again. Hide me Grace."
Grace: "Are you dumb? And how do you expect ME to hide YOU?"
Kristine: "Are you calling me fat?!"
Grace: "No! I'm saying that I'm just too skinny to hide you in the first place! Perasan.."
Kristine: "Oh, liddat ar. Ahah. Hah."
*click*
Kristine: "Damn you Jordan! Delete that pic!!!!!"
*chases me*

The next day however, she wore her prefect uniform back. At least you can look at her now without shedding a tear. She was so bright and sunny when she wore that pinafore again.



Grace: "No no, if you were to pinch someones nipples like this.."
Kristine: "What are you talking about? It doesn't hurt us."
Grace: "That's the point, why would we hurt someone our own gender?"
*points at me*
Me: "Bitch."



Grace/Kristine: "Hahaha."
*Grace digs nose*



Chrispian: "Ooh, if only I could just grab those big, round-"
Kristine: "Balls?"
Grace: "Nuts?"



Belinda: "Hey! You can't just GRAB them, you know?"
Grace: "Yes, they should be craddled, handled with care-"



Grace: "Like so. See? You grasp it lightly at the bum, and hold its head up like this. Hmm, I really think I'm fated to be a nurse someday. In a pretty, white uniform. With that cute, weird shaped hat. With that adorable red plus sign. Don't you think so?"
*starts dreaming*



Gace: "What do you think, Kristine?"
Kristine: "Yeah, sure. Whatever jiggles your boobies."
*digs nose**scratches tip of nose innocently*
Grace: "I don't have boobies.."
Kristine: "Sorry."

Did I mention Kristine and Grace just came back from their KL trip late last night? With this I shall give them a hearty welcome. :)

Thank you fools! my friends! *cough*