I Miss..

..My Tambi Queen



She's so near, yet so far. Do you know how many pictures I have of her that I want to post up? It's like she's born to look crazy in pictures. It's weird, there are more pictures of her compared to anyone else in my outing pictures. It's a damn sign !! zomg ?? D:

..My Princess Matasepet



Who ask her go KL? Who ask her tattoo her eyebrows? Who ask her curl her hair? DUN TAKE MY ADVICE LA. Like this call FREN ?? Blarrrr. Good to hear she's adjusted to KL life. Can't believe the bugger likes BOOTS now. BOOTS. Convert to ah-lian liao.

..My Char Shao Pau Pau



She's coming to Kuching to study next month too~ Sambal power 3 in 1 !! Euu all dun jeles. Though, she's plopped in another uni only taxi-driver-knows-where. Spring still the nearest to me. Nyeheh. Nyeheheheheheh.

..My Catwillscratchuruglyface



Ok. This pic kinda scary. But whatever. Still funny. I think I will develop this picture into a photo and keep it in my wallet. Then, whoever steals my wallet will open and see this picture. Then they will laugh like hell. Then they will die.

..My Bleached Tofu



I wonder if she's still pale like before. I so miss bossing her around to wear frumpy clothing for the drama competition. Her make up was so heavy. It's like water colour on white paper. I wonder if she'll let us colour her face once she comes back.

..My Sweets and Candy



She's nothing but sweet !! I can't find any bad pictures of her !! *grumble* Kamu tunggulah. Peace sign peace sign. Kamu tunggu. How's being in Curtin with Samuel ?? :P

..My Daily Intake of Horny



Is she digging her.. :x I can't believe you let Samuel convince you to get a bob. What's worse is that I can't call you mushroom head because it sounds wrong !! D: Oh. Must eat more pork. Will see you when I come back~

..My Burnt Trumpeteer



I should ban this pic from the guys. Hmm. Can't seem to remember when she used to be fair. Must have been ages ago since she burnt herself for some band comp. Oh well, most of the best lawyers are indian anyway, I suppose her skintone will give her some camo.

..My Piggy Whale



I saved the best worst for last. She's coming back this semester break~ We shall meet up at Coffee Bean and listen to more horny sex phone saxophone music together. I hope the mole remover granpa is in Parkson when you come back. I chia u remove 1 mole. :D

Am back in Miri now~ The flight was horrible. Sat between a guy with some horrible tuberculosis-like cough and a stinky, fat camper man. Damn that cibai receptionist pig who gave me that seat. His mole will grow hair and it will hurt like hell when he tries to pluck it out. Idiot.

Now, why do I just post up the girls? Why don't I post up about my guy friends? Because I'm not gay. :P Nah, the guys just aren't pretty enough, that's why.

I suppose chances are against that we all see each other together again. Best make the time we have now before we get careers and start rejecting calls because we're 'too busy' or 'in a meeting'. :(

Sorrowfully posted up by,
The Milkman

Rantings of a Hygiene Freak

I don't understand why..


..why some guys..


..they just can't..


..really can't..


..F*CKING AIM THEIR WEEWEE TO PEEPEE INTO THE DAMN TOILET BOWLBOWL ??


How many times have I used public toilets since coming here. It's like everytime I use the toilet, there are either small puddles of 'drying' urine either on the base of the toilet bowl, the toilet seat itself, or at the part where the toilet seat and cover are joined. I sometimes wonder if they really have bladder dysfunction. If they do, fine, I can't blame them from 'dribbling'. But seriously, do you have to pee on the toilet seat too?

For any guys who are reading this, remember to always;


LIFT UP THE F*CKING TOILET SEAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE.


I won't be surprised if the intelligence of man finally implodes and everyone starts peeing on the toilet seat COVER instead.

At least the seat might be spared.

I wonder if girls ever have to deal with this crap everytimes they use the toilet.

Honestly, guys,

AIM BEFORE YOU SHOOT.

'Pissed' off,

The Milkman

It's Like The Sims, Only Less Perverted.

Remove that blur when they go into the shower and hopefully you get what I mean.

Just a day before the first day of my semester finals.

It'll start off with 'English and Communication Skills', along with 'General Mathematics' on Monday, 'Information Technology' on Tuesday, 'Engineering Mathematics' on Wednesday, and 'Physics' on Thursday, not to forget, 'Freedom to Run Around Campus Naked' on Friday.

You see, I don't get why we are studying English this late in our lives. I mean, honestly, it doesn't even make understanding the terms in our science subjects any easier. All there is to the subject is FORMAT, FORMATS, and FORMATTING. It's just so annoying.

In a way, it's pretty easy to see that Swinburne is CLEARLY making easy money out of this subject, with all the PART-TIME lecturers hired to teach us ENGLISH. Seriously, come ON. Why have an 'Intensive English' course when you're forcing the rest of the students to take up English as a required subject ANYWAY? It's just so unnecessary. So what if we would have to write reports in the future? Our bosses don't want to read about ONE activity in, what, 3-4 pages? With all the citations and in-text referencing flung in and out of the report. If they DO want the details in detail, just speak to us in person. It's faster than reading an eye-squinting report and our bosses can ask us anything that concerns them right there ON THE SPOT.

Blame me for being narrow-minded, but it really gets me going to know that authority is making me study ENGLISH again.

BLAH.

And I.T.? Don't even get me started. Because we SOOOOOOO need to know how to make a freaking 'noob ass' website for a 'big ass' company when we get a job in Engineering/Science. D'oh.

AND PRESENTATIONS SHOULD BE DONE IN 'ENGLISH AND COMMUNICATION SKILLS' INSTEAD IMO.DUN.U.THINK??? (IMO = in my opinion. If you didn't know, I apologize for your ignorance)

*cuss moment* bloody fat bastard is banging on his roommate's door because he forgot his keys again and locked himself out. dumb biatch. *cuss moment*

Wow, this post is so super random.

Anyways, I'll move on to the lighter side of my life here.

Have possibly lost a good friend, but have made closer bonds with others whom I was not so close to before whatever incident that had occurred. It's sort of a repercussion, I figure. Ah well, you win some, you lose some. :B

I find it comforting now that I have met some people on and outside campus which I, probably, am proud to say, do not consider me as any sort of a freak, due to my attitude and the way I talk(very rudely, at times most of the time). I would definitely call myself an introvert when asked, but why am I so noisy when in public? It confuses me.

I would like to list down the great people I've met online, and also in person, but I doubt they would like to have anyone but themselves know of their relation with me. Or is it the other way around? Blek. :p

If any of you are reading(which I honestly hope not), thanks for treating me so nicely and for those free take-aways so early in the morning and so late at night. Seems I do not hate McDonald's so much after all(well, just as long as it's free). Nyaha. :p

But really, thanks guys you all. :x

Wrongfully written by,

The Milkman

To All Whom May Be Concerned,

It's so hypocritical.

The way you ask me to treat others better when I'm mad at them.

Yet you yourself block me on MSN and ignore me in class.

I know I did that to someone, and I'm sorry for it.

And now we're even closer than before.

But I'm not the one who gave that advice and go against it.

Inviting others for gatherings so openly infront of us,

Leaving your other friend behind after class.

The least you can do is treat her better than me.

I didn't even realize you were that type of person.

I suppose you really can't judge a book.

I guess it's a good thing you're ignoring me.

It gives me a chance to know the real person in that shell.

Hope your future friends don't experience this.

They'll eventually feel the way I do.

But I just keep it to myself.

If we never become friends again,

I would feel my loss.

But would you?

: /

Posted sheepishly by,
The Milkman

One For The Road. But Does Anyone Care??

So, there goes my eighteenth birthday. Recieved quite alot of birthday wishes at midnight too. Surprisingly. I never thought people would remember, since I never remember theirs. But thanks fools. :p~

You must be wondering what presents I received. Well, let me tell you, it isn't a PSP, a new phone, or a car for that matter. Here are a few things I recieved from my dear parents this time round;

1. 4-days 5-nights trip to Miri. (I don't celebrate Gawai though)
2. RM100 reload to my DiGi number. (to get that Marie Digby autographed guitar)
3. A pair of spankin' new jeans. (spankin'. huhuh..)
4. A thick wad of cash as 'allowance'. (amount undisclosed)
5. Great breakfasts, lunches, and dinners with my family. (exclude annoying cousin)

Needless to say, I found out I gained like, what, 2kg since I moved to Kuching. This really surprises me because I don't eat very mu-.. Fine, I have been eating every chance I get. Can you blame me? Koko Crunch is laced with opium and cocaine..

I have to say that my camphone died and I 'forgot' to bring the charger. How the hell was I supposed to know that it won't last for 5 days? Wouldn't yours? So no pictures this time. :(

Alright, about my Miri trip. It was great, because I could eat so much great food without having to worry about the bill(Not to imply that I'm frugal with food, but I often don't bring enough money when I go out). The night I came back, I ate like, 2-3 bowls of rice together with my mom's homecooked food. I almost exploded. Though, that wasn't the only time I almost exploded due to overeating.

The next morning, my dad took-away(see? I told you it sounds like stealing) some food from Mr. Ho's(mmph.. 'Ho'.. huhuhuhmm). I had 4 homemade(?) sausages and a Caesar salad. The food from Mr. Ho is damn expensive, but really tasty and good. The sausage skins crack and snap in your mouth. Mmm, apparently Kuching has a Mr. Ho branch as well. Mmm, juicy sausages. *cough*

I can't really remember what food I ate throughout the trip, but all I know is that it was all good.

As my meeting with old friends, it never happened. Some of them weren't up for going out because they had some 'stuff' to do or whatever. Only Samuel made an effort to call us out, but it didn't happen in the end. Aih, am I disappointed? I actually don't care because all I wanted was to spend more time with my parents anyway.

I guess what my dad said it's true.

"Your best friends will be the ones you make during your further studies."

It's kind of hard to deny now that I have now experienced a rift in certain relationships. Maybe he's right after all. Am I sore about this? Not really, no.

I suppose I should just stop here and try to make the best with the people who I'm with now. :)

Once again, thanks to the 21(agak-agak?) people who wished me a happy birthday. I love you all, really. 'Belated's not counted. *cough*

Eh CB, where my presents? You all think I will forget just because you send cute cute de sms la? Stupiak.

Ranted pissfully,
The Milkman