I'm in love..

..with this girl.


Does anyone have any idea who she is? Call me a pervert or whatever, but she is someone I'd happily stalk, on any freaking day, rain or shine, in sickness and in health, 'till death do us part. Am I the only one who thinks she's stunningly beautiful? I have no idea what makes her look so 'ooh-la-la'. She's just oh-so-mysterious. I like~

Anyways, if any of you have a picture of someone that looks somewhat similar to Dreamgirl here, please, please, please, DO NOT hesitate sending it to me. If you have a pic of Dreamgirl herself, or even a larger, clearer version of this pic, I will PAY you to send it to me. I swear, I love her. Obsessively.

Also, someone else 'lah'. Hee-

Oogly-woogly-googly,
The Milkman

Admin System? Grr!

Here's something I came up with. You can say I was bored. Not very happy with the admin today. Hmph. I suppose the count is all wrong on some lines, but whatever, still can do la.

To refresh your memory,

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

Instrumental.

I Kissed A Girl (Instrumental) - Katy Perry

Ever since I started studying here,
Late March of last year,
There was something that ticked me off,
Even on the first day,
I was fine, just okay,
Not 'till the long delay,
Wanted my student ID,
But you ignored me.

Chorus:
I don't want to deal with this,
Whenever my name's not on the namelist,
I'll ask you, "Please, just fix it",
But all you tell me is to 'fill and submit'.
"Student ID?"
"Where's your receipt?"
"Fill in these forms."
"Here are your penalty fees."
I just hate the admin system.
*admin system*

Missing class is really not funny,
Lost in university,
It's making me mentally unstable,
Missing my timetable,
Stacking up, with homework,
All because of the admin clerk,
I just get so confused,
My brain is getting so abused.

Chorus:
Don't tell me to come back next week,
Looking at me like I'm some kinda freak,
Don't ask me to go to the next room,
Or I'll hit you with the janitor's broom,
Student ID,
Where's my receipt?
Filling in these forms,
So many penalty fees.
I just hate the admin system.
*admin system*

Dutz dutz dutz.

Someday I wish to make a parody video with this song. I'm not implying I want to feature in it though. But maybe I'm just dreaming too much. No one would actually like my idea. :(

Something like this..



So sad. Will never be able to make one of my own.

No, I do not wish to dance in loincloth on video.

Off to early sleep,
The Milkman

Welsh Corgi is Happiness.

Damn YouTube.

I went across this freaking video of joy and can't enough of it.

DOWNLOADED!

Madness. I kept "Aww!"-ing, all the while squinty-eyed. I'm telling you, this freaking puppy has some kind of power over me, man. It's like I want to die because I can't have it. I 'Google'd the price range for this freaking dog, and a puppy would set me back RM2-3k. I was like, "FUG!".



AAAAAH! I will commit suicide if the real thing was put infront of me with a 'Do Not Touch' sign.



They're so cute.. Just too cute.. Ridiculously cute.. Gosh.
They must be from the devil.



I want to keep one in my room. It would be my best friend. Human interaction would become obsolete to me. Yes. My puppy, my friend.



Not only are they cute, they're smart too. Well, smarter than some people I know.



Before you say, "Moron, they're just cute when they're puppies", well, I say, "UP YOURS!"



THE PURE KONTOT-NESS. Gehehehehe! But, you know what's better than a Corgi?



TWO CORGIES.



I'll let you chew anything you want! Please come to me! :(



Arrrrr! Kill me, kill me now! D:



I think I'll name my Corgi 'Dim Sum'. Yes. Happiness in a small ball of goodness. Yes. :D



Hello! *insane*



It's teasing me! The freaking dog is teasing me! She knows I'll never have her! :'(



My Dim Sum, how could you?? Don't look at me like that! Stop!
ARRRRRH!

*goes crazy*,
The Milkman