ZOMG! It's Pink Day!

Is there such a day? Don't care. It's just that pink seems to be the preeminent colour this past Sunday. Basically, the day started when some of us went to King's Centre area for some lunch. On the walk there, we came across this!
ZOMG! It's a pink balloon! Well, that's according to John, when we showed him the picture later on in the night. Where did we find it?
ZOMGx2! Pls ignore the fact that my campus is in the background. Shit! You wouldn't realize it if I didn't say anything. Oh noes! D:

Still, in all seriousness la, whoever threw this here, or used it on the spot, is really lame, pathetic and sex-deprived. Either that, or is a psycho rapist litterbug who practices safe sex.

Under a tree,

In a bush,

Or under a flyover,

When dost behold a potential rapist,
With pepper spray; thou shalt smother.

They probably came here for some after-hump desserts. We had some shaved ice thinguses here after lunch. DUN THINK WRONG. Anyways, under the tables were these magazines. Mostly Chinese, so I could not read shit, but I proceeded to take one anyway.
Uh.. Okay. So what if it's called 'Feminine', right? Doesn't mean anything. -.-

Apart from the stupid-looking model, I scanned the front page to see if there's anything interesting. Then I read this.
ZOMG! It's in English! But I found something odd about this whole issue.
Why is she f*cking smiling? I looked through the magazine and found the real article, and apparently the rape victim had cerebral palsy or something similar. Honestly though, how stupid are the magazine editors? They put a 'cheerful' model, ugly summore, and the highlight article is about a 20-year-old rape victim with the mind of a 5-year-old. Me thinks they very stupid.
Then la, I came across this page ad, about something to do with a bird's nest product. I asked Alison what it was, then Melissa just blurted out, "Bird's nest flavoured condom la."

zomg.

But if you look at the size and shape of the small box, it could actually pass for a condom product. Then I asked,

"Who wants bird's nest flavoured condoms?"
"Well, duh, obviously it's for those rich Chinamen right?"

Uh.. Conclusion, Chinese magazine editors are sicko-sex-mongers.

Well, later the afternoon I went to church. Around the end though, my auntie called me up to tell me she's on her way to pick me up to go for my grandma's birthday dinner. Initially I was because I have not shocked,mentally prepared myself for sitting down quietly as everyone talked with each other during dinner. I say this because I am gravely sorry that I cannot speak Hakka, and therefore cannot converse very well at all, with most of my aunties and uncles. My grandma tries speaking Hokkien with me, but it sounds oddly different. One of my aunties told me it was a little mixed with Teochew or something like that. Just great lor..

Moving on..

No, she's not my grandma. Though, I really wonder if she's mute. She didn't make a sound the whole night. Or did I just fail to notice. Whatever.

She was staring at the cake the whole time though.

Here's my grandma. My cousins, aunties and uncles all gathered at the opposite end of the table for some reason to sing the birthday song. Wah, I just noticed my niece looks like she's posing.

Anyways, Happy Birthday Mama~

Hmm, I miss my grandma who's living with us in Miri. I guess I'm more attached to her since she's been with me almost my whole life. Speaking of Miri, will be back on the 17th. Same flight with Grace! We gonna menyambalkan the airport and then the plane. :D

Prozac-deprived,
The Milkman