Headlines For The Road.

17 Y.O. Schoolgirl Kidnaps Child of 17 Y.O. Schoolgirl.

August 21, 2007 - Kristine Wong, a student currently studying in SMK St. Joseph, Miri, has been apprehended for kidnapping a 2 y.o. girl from her mother, Cathrine Boni, also a student from the same school. Pictures taken as event occured, by distant friend, who requests to remain anonymous.

As anonymous reported,

Now, it was like this, this cute girl, which, by the way, had huge popping eyes, was just standing around quietly, scratching her bum-bum. Then suddenly, this, really weird girl, I think her name was Kristine, she just came up to the kid and started to get all perverted. You could tell, the kid was hella frightened. I was creeped out myself. I wanted to go all Jackie Chan Wacha on this bitch, but she was so strong and big. I coulden't handle her by myself, so I just ran away and took more pictures from the bushes.

She gave a big grunt and a snort after I was knocked down, and picked up the frightened kid.

Then she grunted and laughed as I ran away and hid in the nearby bushes.

Soon after, the brute, Kristine, put a bomoh-like spell on the young child, and she immediately went into a trance, thinking this crude animal was her mother.

The the baby girl was all hers, following the monster around like a zombie. I was on the verge of tears. The sheer terror! Sob sob.

Oh, she was also wearing these terrible looking tropical short pants. Fashion police please. Kristine later felt very hungry and proceeded to the nearest food outlet. She stopped in Ma Baker, and then ate everything in the bakery and only gave the little girl a can of air bunga. So nasty. Coincidentally, the childs mother just happened to be at the bakery eating roti john after leaving her daughter in school alone. She caught sight of her baby with the brutish stranger and then threatened to pull Kristine's hair. Cathrine's daughter just sipped her drink emotionless, still in a trance. Poor thing.

Kristine then was immediately afraid for fear that if any of her treasured hairs get pulled out, her mighty manly strength would be sapped forever. So she asked for a last hug and ran away screaming.

So then, Cathrine reconciled with her daughter and hey lived happily ever after. Hey, do I get any comission from these pictures? They're really good okay? Come on, 50 a picture? That's a good offer la. Come on. You don't wa- *knocked out*.

"WTF, this freak isn't my mother!! ARHH!!" *kicks Cathrine's ass*

- Reported on 22.8.07 -

Pretentious Smiles, You Disgust Me Greatly.

It's often we come across people who aren't really secure about themselves. Usually people pretend to act poised and collected, even though they're not really smart or strike very boring conversations. Though, like the polite human beings we are taught to be, we give these people face, and act as though we care, just to keep them happy.

I can relate to this very much. I'm not going to lower myself saying I have never put up a charade acting nice. I will not be a hypocrite, though this would probably be said in a sense of hypocrisy. But, whatever, ya?

So far, I've been able to relate to only 2 people in my life. That is to say, friendlies Yinny and Lydia. Hard comments turned words of wisdom. It teaches more than it slaps you in the face. You'd be better off knowing what is true in a minute than going through years knowing false facts.

Though, I would love to have the power to slap people in the face with an invisible hand, some things in life are just not fair. Where is the magic in ridicule. Such a mundane world do we live in. Still, I have thoughts about contracting HIV/AIDS one point in my life. It's not like I'm going to have, like, wild sex with strangers or anything, it's just that the statistics are rising and I'm seemingly turning sadistic again. Oh shit, snapping out. *poof*

In the epitome of niceness, I have, in fact, saved a person from being rejected by institutions of further education. As expected, it is neither acknowledged or appreciated. Either way, the person still makes mistakes. I wonder if I should still help. Oh, the sheer dispicability of it all. *grin*

Concluding this seeming release of inner rage towards all who are idiotic and stupid, I will end by saying a big 'Thank You' to Yinny and Lydia, for slapping me with realism. In my own world, I will keep all cool things to myself from now on and share it if I get something cool in return. *smirk*

Note to self : Do not gorge on excess mashed potatoes and chinese wine. Carbohydrates may have reaction with alcohol to cause unfocused ramblings of a apocalyptic hobo.

- end of transmission -

Feeling of Disappointment 2.

Alright, continuing on. I have pictures of the pre-show and after-performance but not during the results time. I can't handle it. Hope you all don't mind.

The day started off at our meeting point, which was at the front of Pustaka Miri. We immediately began applying the make-up on the actresses. Charlene was to look like a clubber girl with excessive make-up, Lydia was to look motherly but a little pale as she is unhealthy and Nadirah was to have alot of blush to look healthy and young.

Charlene's make-up was applied by Joanne, our senior in drama, Lydia's make-up was by Kristine, and Sarah handled Nadirah. I forgot what Grace was doing... Anyway, here are pictures of them.

You should know by now, I like even numbers, because it makes my pictures look balanced, so I put two pictures of Lydia. Don't laugh. Mmph, kakakaka~ Kristine, Sarah, Grace and Joanne did a great job. We all took pictures of the drama queens for memories! :P

End product? *lame drum roll*

Oh shit! Salah orang!

Fuwah~ So leng~ ehem. Okay, moving on. Wakaka, potong stim chak chak~ During the competition I was running like some idiot infront of the CHian(ChungHua-ian) prefects on duty backstage. But after that, we went for lunch and came back not soon after to find the CHian drama members also waiting at the staircase. We talked abit and got to know them more. They were really a lively bunch. I can actually say that I love them. So much like us when we have the energy. They seem to have too much. Darn it.

That's the Chung Hua drama members on the left, and us on the right. The one who's blur is the director and scriptwriter for their drama. The one in Indian clothing is one of their main actresses and both of them are seriously hyper. They call each other pig and piglet too. o.o And the woman they're pulling is actually their supervising teacher. I swear, there are alot of similarities that I can't seem to figure out.

Some camwhoring after, we watched the rest of the performers, which were complete cr*p, and then the results. *_* These are the pictures I could post. The rest are just too hurtful. Aih.

Congrats to Charlene for getting Best Performer! :)

And a thank you to all the crew members:

Charlene (Actress)

Lydia (Actress)

Nadirah (Actress)

Sharon (Control Room Manager)

Sarah (Clothes/Make-up)

Grace (Clothes/Make-up)

Kristine (Clothes/Make-up)

Hafizie (Music)

Harry (Lighting)

Thaddeus (Stage Crew)

Aiman (Stage Crew)

Hazwan (Stage Crew)

... I forgot someone. Hmm, nvm.

Last but not least, a big arigato to our seniors, Joanne, Larry, David and Kenan. You guys helped us alot. Good luck with your studies!!

Signing out,

St. Joe Drama Team Crybaby.

Feeling of Disappointment.

6 July 2007,

The day of the drama competition,

The day I could have made mine,

The day of which could have been,

The day I cried.

We got 2nd place. Though the others say it was an accomplishment to be proud of, after only 1 week of preparation, I seem to have a sense of failing myself. In this sense of failure, I embrace the fact that I have to now focus on SPM instead of drama. It will forever be branded to my mind that we got 2nd place after only practicing for 1 week. I will make myself feel proud of that. Though I cannot hold myself back from shedding tears of what could have been.

These are the photos forever in my memory. I will love them so, as I love my members for their cooperation and hardwork they put into this. But it's time for me to change personalities.

This place was going to be where we would be performing that very day of the competition. We came earlier on Tuesday to spend the whole day to get used to the timing, lighting and music. The crew wasn't very serious at the beginning, but after Mr. Charlton, our teacher-in-charge, slapped us with some realism, we went into the zone, and did all we can to satisfy the perfectionist.

These are half of the girls involved in the drama team. Charlene, who plays as herself, is a wild party girl and eventually experiences retribution. Lydia, who also plays as herself, is the mother figure of the story, she loves her daughters dearly and only wants the best for both of them. Nadirah, who plays Cassie, is the younger sister of Charlene who has no idea where her father is. Fourth is Sharon, our control room manager and my assistant director supposedly. I wonder why she's backstage. o.o" Not my fault la.

All I want for Christmas~~~ Is a huge CD Player~~~

These are the other half of the female crew members. The make-up and clothes people, or 'Baju Kids' are really strange people. Kristine was on a wheelchair when Grace just ran up to her and pulled on her hair because it was her turn. Before that they asked Sarah to get off or they would kill her in that ugly dress. But she didn't mind, she had fun making Sharon look 'pretty'. Sharon was scared. I was scared too. Because.

This was the best picture I took overall. The lighting was perfect, the positioning, and my photography skills. Oh dear, I impress myself. :O

End of part 1

Where Art Thou, Beautiful Liar.

"Hey,slp d? I confirm go beijing liao.4th of september..ur blog is more interesting with pics.lol.2mr start being temporary primary teacher4 1 month.."

- Eric, 01-July-2007, 22:10 -


I want to break down. It's not fair.

I miss you, Eric. You mean alot to me. Even if I don't mean the same to you. I hope you find someone better for yourself. I wish you the best in Beijing. I hope you'll come back to Malaysia once you finish your course. I'll make you proud and study hard so I can go into a good uni. I hope we'll meet in the future, as promised before things started to get sour. You will be forever in my mind. You don't know half of what I feel about you.

Please remember me. I will remember you.

Forgive Me, For I Have Loved You So.

Just One Moment, Is All It Takes.

Supposedly we were going to pick out some clothes for Charlene, but lo and behold, our lazy asses did nothing but embarass ourselves to the undoubtedly freaked-out public populatus that is the people of Parkson Grand. Embrace Puak 13 as we are, or a fraction of us anyway, that is to say 7 of us.

Idiots involved would include:
1. Cathrine
2. Charlene
3. Chrispian
4. Kristine
5. Jordan
6. Paulina
7. Sarah

I did nothing in comparison to those freaks. Either way, they're a bunch of fun bitches. How I love my friends. They suck. (insert innocent-looking smiley here)

As you would expect, I did capture some oddly fascinating moments in time. Friends are such amazingly weird creatures. Let us observe them in their habitat. Oh shit, Ligo-brand mango juice with apple and orange sucks. Don't buy it. I just choked on the damn drink. So fucking sweet man.

I shall introduce my friends specimens in chronological order of stupidity.

First, but not most, Whalus Gigantus Kristinata.

Kristinata often preys on free make-up and prances away from store without paying a single cent. She loves outrageous discounts even though the items are craploadshit. She likes pink too. Has a tendency to lose mind and tries to put on pink hats thinking it will retain sanity as it looks like the colour of a legitimate brain. Kristinata also has habit of screaming in car when turning left on an intersection. :)

Next, we have Cathurinus Ahalian Kissy-kissy.

Wah, so damn scared gao gao to talk about this specimen la. She like to steal dresses and pretends to be cute when people catch her red handed. Usually we just ignore her because the clothes are just RM0.50 liddat. Hehehehe. She also likes to kiss everything and gets them infected with ah-lian virus. So scary gao gao. :)

Inilah Saraberah Matanus Sepetan. Gadis Berproblem.

Oh my goodness, you cannot believe how much I giggled myself stupid everytime I saw Sarah's first picture. It's that awkward smile. I just cannot tahan. I don't know how to express it. Makes me feel so much better when I'm down. Just look at her. It's as though saying, "this looks so damn good on me". Omfg, thank you Sarah. :)

Selain mereka, ada juga Whitus Paleus Charlenai-nai.

I passed her this mini-skirt to try on for drama, seeing as that she has to be a clubber chick. She rejected my choice. Instead she chose that. Hello? Someone has an age problem la. Summore wear school shirt to Parkson. So UNCOOL~~~ Nice try Charlene. :)

Now we have Pau-paulinaeious Crayziegila.

She steals from budget stores. Kiasu retailers beware. Beside her is Chripigus Freagila. I dunno la, I wonder why I didn't get many pictures of these two. Doesn't make sense. Paulina is usually more outrageous than the others. Strange... I must be losing my touch. But do not fret Paulina dearest! I will capture embarassing pictures of you the next time we go out! :)

At the end of the day, we went down the strangely shaky escalators on last time...

And ended up in Boulevard! So magical rite!? Super shuang gao gao! :D

These are my friends. I don't love them. I treasure them greatly. :) Hopefully we stay friends till we get old so I can be the one who spreads their ashes once they decide on getting cremated.

What!? I'm being thoughtful okay? Celaka.