Of Dead Birds And Heart Attacks.

HAHAHA !!

Father came back from work saying he nearly got another heart attack when another bird slammed itself into his office window. The windows are practically glass walls. Being on the top floor of the 3 storey office building, he often experiences these kinds of occurances. Poor birds. You wonder what they can do with their little brains apart from eat, sleep and f*ck. Seriously. You'd think they'd learn after their Uncle Bob or Aunty Mathilda doesn't wake up after slamming point blank onto a glass wall at 80km/h. I wonder how sparrows taste like. Just kidding. Stupid.

Anyways, I suppose that's pretty much all I can say for today.