Praying I Don't Get Misdirected.

Just chatted with a guy studying in KL. Very disturbing chat. Yet enlightening and interesting. Turns out he's queer too. Just my luck, huh?

Why are most KL guys gay or partially gay. It's strange. Or maybe I just have that kind of luck. Maybe.

Its not as if I don't have my limits you know. I won't go there during the prefect trip and have a one night stand. I won't. I won't. Really. Maybe. I don't know. Hmm. NO. Yes? I should stop now.

I uprooted a few topics about this gay phenomenon I'm facing. Must be a phase. Or not. I hope it is. I want to compare my children and say they are far smarter and more better looking than my friends' kids. Seriously. They will be.

Anyways, I suppose I should keep all this to myself, but hey, that's what some of you have noticed right? Thanks for all those who told me in MSN the next day and say you all don't mind. It's very strange indeed for me to admit now. As I think it was and maybe still is, a better idea not to expose myself now.

What if my parents find out you ask? Well, I'm just going to say it's just a phase, I'll probably snap out of it once I hit 18 or 19. But isn't that the most horniest age you ask? 'So what' is my answer. I just hope I don't get raped in college or uni. That would be traumatizing. I guess.

Spoke with someone's ex too. She's doing fine. Agree's with me when I say gay guys make better friends than straight guys as we they are more fun to be around with, especially for girls. At least you won't have to worry about getting crushed on or need to break up right? I mean, I'm in no way trying to discriminate straight guys for being lousy friends for girls(or maybe I am), but, umm, urr, ya... Maybe I don't have a point for that, but you get my point.

Mummy is getting me 2 pairs(doesn't pair mean 2? So if I get 2 pairs means 4?) 2 Levi's Jeans. Now, this might not mean much to some of you ah-beng type people, but to me, it is a rite to maturity, a sense of having something that costs alot to be able to be worn. Yes. To put it simply, I just like Levi's. I've been wearing Bum all my life, and it is seriously comfortable, but when I put on my first pair Levi's I said to myself, "Screw Bum, I'm sticking to Levi's till I die". Yah. They're really good. All the rich people who can afford to buy them anytime they want would know. I'm getting 2 from the U.S. as a present from my mummy as an early birthday present. Finally a pair 2 Levi's for me. That makes 4 in total, including the 2 my mummy passed to me because she says she's grown too skinny to wear. For your info, I'm size 28 and they fit me just fine. I'm now very worried for my mummy's health.

I don't care what Belinda or Kristine says about how 'cool' my mom looks the other night while we were having dinner at Sun City. Her hair is just so.. so.. so.... FRIZZY. Oh my gawd, like seriously, she used to have really long black hair and looked like Demi Moore, but now, she looks like she's been electrocuted, 99 times. I wish she would let me cut her hair because I woulden't do anything so it'll grow longer. Oh the pain. And she bought this really nice pai-.. LEVI'S from the SS2 store in town. I love the clothing there. But oh gosh, the prices. How I long to spend thousands on that store alone. I would drive away a happy bi boy. But you gotta love retail. :)

Moving on, I really hope none of you readers get turned off by my sudden postings with homosexual content. It's just the way I am okay? It might be wrong to you, but I don't see anything about it in the Bible. Or maybe I just missed it out. Never really made the time to read it. Hmm. I'm not going to hell.

Joe Out.