Stupid Girl, Stupid Girl.

Omg, I love Shoes.

Anyway, Kristine tagged me. This would be presumably the first and last tag I'll ever do. Why am I doing it? I'm worried there might a curse related to tag breaking. Needless to say I won't tag anyone back. Well, I would tag Kristine back if I could. Just to annoy her. :3

Meh, here goes.

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 friends. NO CHEATING yeah! (: Hello? How can people not 'cheat' when they read through the whole thing? Screw honesty. :) <-and smileys go like THIS.

1. Kristiepookums~
2. Grace-who's-coming-to-Kuching.
3. Sarah-because-she's-Graces-friend.
4. Eri-.. Uh..
5. Jesus Christ. :3~

1. How did you meet 1?
In a field of white marigolds and yellow daisies. She first started ruining my life in Form 1.

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
10. Because she is the queen of my life. -10. Because she is the queen bitch of my life. Lurve euux, mai funny hunny bunny! Muahhxxzsxzsx!

3. How long have you known 4?
For as long as I f*cking want to know him. 2 years-ish. :'(

4. How do you know number 3?
Through a sleazy dating website. Through Lydia Chiewie Chiew Chiew. Sarah is my 7th soul mate according to alphabetical order.

5. Where's 5?
He's everywhere to me.

6. A fact about number 1?
She has a giant mole, which I love. She has a giant mole, which I hate.

7. Who is 4 going out with?
He'd better not be going out with someone before telling me. The idiot. :'(

8. What does 1 do for a living?
Produces pretty pink gas from her backside. Being an ass, like me. :3

9. Would you live with number 3?
No, she would use my towels and toothbrush. Nope. I don't believe guys should live with girls. Even I'm a different type of guy. Meheheh.

10. What do you like about number 2?
I can break her anytime I want if she ever pisses me off. I honestly don't know why I like any of my friends. It's just the connection we have with each other.

11. Do you miss number 5?
Nope. He's always with me.

12. Would you make out with number 4?
I don't know.. :'(

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
She's a crossbreed between stick insect and bamboo. She understands the pain of having high metabolism. :(

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
Back in confirmation camp. Though I seriously hated the part where the stupid facilitator man brought me down to the floor when I was crying after being blessed by the holy oil(?). Like, seriously, people wanna cry with God, you pull them down to the dirty floor to curl up like a fried prawn. Bodoh. :(

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
Thatt's hawtt. That would be disturbing(hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite) and I seriously doubt it would happen.

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
No doubt. When I desperately needed someone to talk to about all my problems with my family and with 'who I am'. He was always there for me for a chat. Free of charge summore.

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
*giggle* Nope. She never invited me. She sucks.

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
Oh yeah, she mah homie, yo. Used to. She's now in KL studying.. Without me..

19. Who have you known the longest?
5.

20. How often do you talk to 1?
Talk is overrated. Quite often. Even more when we were in school together. She ish maii laling gurr gurr. *puke*

21. What about 2?
What about her? I guess it's the same thing. She's moving to Kuching soon, so I get to talk more and piss her off in real life~

22. Have you ever thought of 4 as more than a friend?
Uh.. :x

23. Would you go out for a date with 3?
If she paid for dinner. Not really. Because dates are so boring. I'd rather have everyone out! And STILL have her pay. :P

24. Do you dream about 2?
What kind of dream? *giggle* Nope. But she dreamt about me once. *giggle* :)

25. What did no 4 do to you that you can never forget?
Calling me the first time.

26. What have you done for 1 that the person can never forget?
Simply being in her life la. Letting her see as I hit someone in the forehead with a tennis ball.

27. What's 3 hobby?
Act kiutxz. Panicking before exams.

Tag 5 people:
Someone who has too much free time on her hands.
Kristine.
Kristine.
Kristine.
Kristine.
Kristine.

Tagiliciously done,
The Milkman